If I were a grasshopper
I would hop from tree to tree,
If I were a party pooper
I would issue my own decree,
Alas I am an ugly duckling
Wish I could hang to be free;
If I were a guy
I would seek flesh, ever sly,
If I were a girl
would never entice, hide beneath skirts, never twirl;
Don’t ask me what am I then, why so bitter?
for the confused mad mind has no gender;
If a mad mind’s all wishes were to come true,
It would be hell on earth anew.